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K8s Rizz Check

a terminal-flavored dashboard that finds every provider you're already logged into, and tells you, fast and a little unhinged, which namespaces are cooked.

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SEE IT IN ACTION
Built like a terminal. Behaves like a dashboard.
Why people actually use it
find the cooked namespace before it finds you
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Auto-detects providers
Finds every cluster you're already logged into across GKE, EKS, AKS, K3s, and personal clusters, zero config.
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Severity at a glance
Rizzing, Mid, No Rizz, Cooked, click any status to instantly filter to the namespaces that need you.
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Dynamic CRD discovery
Finds every resource kind live from your cluster's API, including CRDs, no hardcoded resource list to fall behind.
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Node health, up front
Ready state, pressure conditions, and real utilization vs. allocatable, not raw capacity.
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Status, YAML & logs
Drill into any resource's manifest or live logs without leaving the shift-left flow.
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Actually free
Open-source, MIT licensed. No seats, no paywalled features, no "contact sales."
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vs. paid tools
PriceFree forever
Open sourceYes (MIT)
SetupZero-config first run
InstallSingle binary, no deps
Self-hosted / local-firstYes
Install
curl -fsSL https://k8srizz.com/install.sh | sh
Direct binary download
🍎 macOS (Apple Silicon)
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🐧 Linux (arm64)
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🐧 Linux (x86_64)
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πŸͺŸ Windows (ARM64)
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πŸͺŸ Windows (x86_64)
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CHANGELOG
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FAQ
Yes, MIT licensed, no paid tier, no seat limits. Fork it, self-host it, ship it.
GKE today, authenticated via your existing gcloud login, no separate credentials. It discovers clusters via Fleet or direct listing, and connects through whichever path works: Connect Gateway, public endpoint, or internal IP.
No, read-only by default. It only queries the Kubernetes API for status, no write operations.